Best man competition

From the beginning of time tall goofy caucasins have been compelled as if by natural instinct to compete against each other. The need to compete in sports such us basketball, vollyball, and keg stands compell us... I know this because I am a TGC. At a young age I was indoctrated into TGCdom by my TGC brother Tommy. As I grew older I found many new TGCs to compete against, but none scrapper or dirtier in his methods then a gentleman (used loosely) named Christopher Neal Brown. CNB by far the dirtiest TGC that ever played in the NJAC.

So to bring you up to date quickly (b/c I need to go to bed). This is a story of two TGCs that are way past thier primes and know it. Where did this realization come from... From the knowledge that a new generation of TGCs has already been spawned, and will go by the names of Ryan and Dylan. These two bruisers will know doubt foul out of 60-70% of every basketball game they play in. If the oedipus complex has any truth to it, either one and certainly both together could easily take out thier father in a hail of elbows in roughly 10 to 12 years.

Since Chris took his entro to psych class so seriously, he is not going to let his sons castrate him on the basketball floor. He is going to fight, he going to run, he is going to bike, he is going to swim. Since that is the case I must now run, bike, and swim... why you might ask, because TGCs run in packs and those packs have sharp elbows.

Day 1- 3/4mile run, 100 push ups / 200 situp, and 3/4 mile run

Welcome to the jungle CNB!!!